Notes from an old biddy, part 33: another public service announcement re naked pics

Dear everyone,
Do not store naked pictures of yourself on your phone. Ever. Because if you do, and you happen to end up getting drunk and meet some other drunk people at a bar, weirdness may ensue. If said drunk people are of the sneaky variety and then you leave your phone on the table when you go to the bathroom, they might go looking through the pics on your phone and find pictures of your nice enhanced post-boob job boobs. They will then show them to all the other drunk and non-drunk people until you return from the bathroom. Just sayin'.
And, of course, it's a good idea to make sure all your nekkid pics are not accessible from your phone at all, even if you don't hang out with random smartass drunks.