Cowdude received a bottle of Crave chocolate strawberry milk from one of his students. It does not need to be refrigerated. I think it was like those old Life cereal ads in the 70's - "Give it to Mikey - he'll try anything."
Anyway, we gave it a try at breakfast. It was pretty nasty - the vast amounts of sugar and artificial flavorings could not hide the fact that this milk had been cooked for a very long time. Its flavor was reminiscent of the freezer-burnt residue from a box of cheap neopolitan ice cream.
As a final test, I gave some to Rugrat. She normally eats any kind of dairy product, even those which have started to go bad. I didn't think it was possible for her to not like anything with butterfat in it. She sniffed the Crave suspiciously and then walked off. Yes, it's that bad.