I went to Sam's Club today. There was an elderly lady giving out samples of baked beans. She must've drawn the short straw that morning and got stuck with the bean table, instead of getting to hand out something more tempting like the brie and crackers or the coconut shrimp. Anyway, business was slow at the bean table. I walked by and hse asked me if I'd like a sample. I said, "No, thanks." She then said, "Oh, you must not have taken your Beano this morning".